‘Can I suck your blood?’

That’s what this creep by the name of Lyle Monroe Bensley tried to do when he broke into a woman’s home and trying to suck her blood. Thank God he was arrested and that the woman is still alive.

Galveston police say the man forced his way into the apartment of a woman he did not know and made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting the victim in her bed.

Found in a parking lot and wearing only boxer shorts, the pierced and tattooed Bensley claimed he was a 500-year-old vampire who needed to “feed,” Galveston Police Capt. Jeff Heyse said.

See Vampire Diaries and True Blood. Look at what you’ve done. LOL!

Courtersy of MSN News